it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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