Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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