its not stalking. its research.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
is wine microwaveable?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
