dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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