$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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