i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
