Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
