Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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