im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I would ride that face into the sunset
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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