We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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