Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize
