How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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