if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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