Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Come see our sink grown plant.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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