ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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