no, he came in my armpit
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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