I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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