I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
