We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
