so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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