Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
