What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
