actually, I'm a sock model
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
whose parrot is this?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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