I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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