Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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