u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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