Your dad touched me again.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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