I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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