good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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