I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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