BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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