Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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