Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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