I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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