There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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