There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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