yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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