I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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