omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
another moral hangover. fuck.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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