How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just invented taco cereal.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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