she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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