You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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