last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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