Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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