Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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