Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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