soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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