the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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