need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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