I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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