If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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