Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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